true as fuck zodiac

  • aries:lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus:p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini:crayola as fuck
  • cancer:rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo:cutest ever
  • virgo:really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra:weird as hell omg
  • scorpio:probably satan
  • sagittarius:cute and very sweet
  • capricorn:to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius:charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces:even more crayola than gemini
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johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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how to win a fight in anime

attack-on-ackerman:

1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4

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unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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